600 pounds of lovin! No kidding 300+ kilos. I have never seen a human this wide. Her neck is bigger than my butt. (And that is saying something!)

I am standing in the room as the dietician goes over her diet. Nice little dietician says ,"Is there any foods you dislike that we should not bring you?" I am thinking "does she look like there is anything Orca doesn't eat ?" And Orca pipes up "I don't eat celery - it's a personal choice."

The laugh through my nose came out as a snort. The only food known to man that takes more calories to digest than there are in eat and that's the one she WON'T eat !

you know it's a bad day when....

your first report is...
"40ish female came into the ED with OD, lying naked on a stretcher, pulled a bottle of pills from her VAGINA and proceeded to take them all."......

....so is this diagnosis called a vaginal OD?

Ah another day at Mercy Medical. (Yeah that's a made up name). Had the nicest little old lady. She's dying. She knows it. I was trying to pamper her. Got her a warm blankie, some juice, did her treatment. I was leaving and told her thank you very much. She looked at me and said "Be good to yourself today." Now I don't know why she said that but it did make me think. Am I good to myself? Do I take care of myself? Hmmmm. Probably not as much as I ought. So I am going to go buy chocolate. :)